pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

the-yolocaust:

im dreaming of a #FFFFFF christmas

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

scr4ggy:

what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying “i think you’ve done enough for tonight, buddy”